Slither.io

I currently have a Love/Hate relationship with Slither.io. On one hand, I love playing this game because it's really fun. On the other hand, if this game had a face, I would punch it over and over. There are few games that make me really say "Really?! IS that a fucking joke?! It must be a joke because that didn't just happen!".

The goal of the game is to basically eat orbs to grow larger than the other snakes. Kill the other snakes and eat the orbs that they're dead bodies leave behind. You can speed up and swerve in front of other snakes and kill them. When the other snakes speed up, you can eat the little orb feces they leave behind. 

Slither.io is extremely frustrating and I want to kick the developer in the balls for making another game that pisses me off. Don't get me wrong, It's fun as shit to piss other people off when you kill them... But those moments are few and far between. Most of your time in this game will be spent dying and yelling "No fucking way!" at your computer or Android screen.

It is available on Android, IOS and Web Browser. It is free to play so you can't go wrong. Watch out for the little assholes that try to jump in your face and make you ram right into their asses. The controls are decent and there is a little lag here and there. I can't have Netflix running while playing this game because it makes the lag unbelievably bad. 

This game is definitely best enjoyed while you're taking a giant dump or are bored at work. Just be careful not to curse too loud, because you WILL curse.