Monday, July 18, 2016

Alteric


The only other game that made me want to literally go kill another living human was The Impossible Game. Alteric has you avoiding Lasers, Saws and your own stupidity to conquer various stages while also switching between two universes that are out to just rape you repeatedly with no lube. Not even offering some Cheese or a fine wine.

I have played about two hours of this game (Most of that time spent dying and cursing at the game) just trying to resist the urge to punch a dog or kick a baby. Just when you think you have a level figured out, you remember that you can switch to the other universe in order to see hidden blocks.


It has pretty good graphics for a game that is out to get you at every turn. There really isn't much to say about this game. If you are thinking about getting it just make sure you have a doctor or psychologist standing by to take your call. Your blood pressure will be extremely high as you contemplate suicide... Or murder.

In all honesty, Alteric is pretty fun. Sure, you will find yourself cursing at the game and calling yourself an asshole but it is well worth the actual satisfaction you get from finally beating a level that you have been stuck on for an hour.


The first like 4 or 5 levels are just to get you acquainted with the controls and get you ready for the shit storm that lies ahead. Soon, you will be getting chased by faces that are trying to chew your ass off. Not to mention the levels where you have to figure out gravity. Yeah, as if that shit wasn't enough, now gravity is your enemy.


Regardless of how hard and anger inducing Alteric is, it is well worth the $3.99(USD) it currently costs on steam. Pick it up!

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