Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Inside


Inside is OK at best. The idea behind it is cool, but they really don't explain anything. I have seen a few YouTube personalities play it and they loved it. I can't see why they thought it was so amazing. Sure, it has a great atmosphere and it really sucks you in because you think you're going to figure out where you are and what's going on.

The beginning of the game is, there really isn't a beginning. As soon as you are greeted with the title screen you are thrown right into it. No "Hit Start" to begin or any of that shit. They just say "Hey, here is our game and you better start fucking playing it!". You don't even get a chance, there is no choice. You just have to start playing.


You run through the woods for a little while trying to avoid these guys in masks and trying not to get choked out or shot in the back. You make your way through a corn field where you battle a pig that has something in it's ass(That's not code for anything, there is literally something you have to pull out of the Pigs ass). You finally make it to a point where you jump on the Pigs back and put your head in this mind control helmet thing and try to figure out the puzzles that are set in front of you. Most of them are easy and some require some thought.

The best thing about Inside are the Mermaids you encounter at a few parts of the game. Obviously they are only in water. You get a tiny Submarine and the Mermaids are able to break in and drown you to death if they catch you. That's about all the game has going for it. If you liked this game, I'm glad you did, but if you spent money on it... Sucks to be you.

Anyway, by the end of the game you are pulled into what I can only describe as a giant blob and are running around this facility killing the workers and trying to solve even more puzzles, but as a giant blob of shit. SPOILER ALERT! You finally break out of the facility as the blob and roll down a giant hill where you stop just before you hit the water and are shined upon by the sunlight where you are then greeted by the end credits!


This game isn't worth the $19.99 they're asking for it. For one, they don't explain anything! start the game, be confused throughout the entire thing, then get nothing resolved by the time the end credits roll. Spend your money on a better game. I want to thank the team over at PlayDead for providing me with a key so I can play and provide and accurate review of this dumpster fire.

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