Day One: Garry's Incident

I can't even begin to explain what a dumpster fire of a game this is. It's so bad that even the developer decided it was time to call it quits, which is probably why it's only $2.99(USD) on Steam. Let's jump right into it and try not to hang ourselves in the process of this review.

I don't even know where to begin with this pile of monkey fuck. Take your testicles and put them in a vice grip. Trust me, your time is better spent doing that. This game is pure ass from the second you install it until 15 minutes later when you uninstall it. There's no way you get far enough into the game to even try and understand what the fuck is going on.

There's basically no story line to it. You crash your plane and wake up tied down in a temple where some dude is trying to drive a knife through your chest. You look over to your right and there's a woman shackled to the wall and you start thinking "I like where this is going". Then, the game starts and you couldn't care any less at this point.

You break free and escape the temple only to be greeted by another woman who brings you to her tribe and the only way they will help you is if you kill a Panther that is around their camp. Then you battle with your hand to not punch yourself in the face, which you will do eventually if you continue to play this game. I didn't get very far into it.  I played for about 20 minutes and had to take a break because I could feel myself staring out of my window trying to figure out if I jump head first out of it will I break my neck and live or will I get lucky and die on impact?

Do yourself a huge favor and skip this game. $0.50 or whatever the Hell it costs. It's not worth the hair on your balls to own or even consider owning or playing. I'm not even going to tell you how much it actually costs.